標題: 英文笑話1 [打印本頁] 作者: d123 時間: 2010-5-11 03:54 標題: 英文笑話1 At the police department, the phone rang. “Hallo, hallo!”
the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!”
And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir,
that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!”
The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a very
intelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!”
So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up.
He might be trying to call you!”
警察局的電話響了,警察接起電話說:「喂!喂!」
「我的貓不見了!」警察說:「先生,很抱歉!這不是警察的職責,我們太忙了!」
對方說:「但是你不了解,這是一只很聰明的貓,他幾乎像人一樣可以說話!」
于是警察說道:「那你最好掛斷電話,他可能正試著打電話給你!」
|||There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each othervery passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey,why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don'teven know that lady!"
An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused.
"Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"
The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!"
這個忙不過來的警察對他說:「就站在這里,你就會到醫(yī)院了!」
|||A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!” And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?” The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”